Outsourced Bowl | This is one of my favorite Indian-ish cuisines. In fact, I literally just ate it and am regretting the fact I didn't take pictures to share with you. Oh well, I assume you can read and visualize at the same time.
Here's what you'll need:
- One can of Southewestern Corn (comes with peppers and black beans mixed in)
- One single serviing of Uncle Ben's Original Rice
- One slice of cheese
- and a bottle of hot sauce....
Heat it up. Mix. Don't use the whole bottle of hot sauce...
Work Politics Pasta | This one's so easy, just dump a drained can of "can't believe you copied my boss on this" tuna into a bowl of "cheesy clip art ridden birthday work email" easy mac. Bon Appetit! Mmmm....
TLDNR Soup | Ooooh, this IS one of my personal favorites. There are two different ways you can make it. There's the "OMG, could you have fluffed up this horse shit with any more extraneous words" version, or you can do the "WTF, do you think I typed up 3 pages so I could feel good about myself?" version.
- OMG - The first thing you'll want to do is get out your can of soup (any flavor will do), and crack open a fresh shaker of thyme. Before you sprinkle it in, go ahead and unscrew the lid, because the goal here is to waste as much of your Thyme as possible. Microwave. Serve. Tasty... Oh no's, I'm out of thyme.
- WTF - This also starts out with a can of your preferred soup, except instead of reading the instructions, just put the can straight into the microwave. After all, the people who spent all that time writing on your soup can were probably just a bunch of egotestical bastards, just writing a bunch of stuff to look smart, and stuff.
Maybe I got those backwards. Awe, hell, that's enough for now, you get my point, or you're the enemy... *grimace*
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